The Art of Masturdating
The Art of Masturdating simply means, dating oneself.
How many times have you said, “I want to do this” or “I wish I could see that” but instead you sit at home living vicariously through others. Society has taught us to be co-dependant on our significant others; friends or family. And those who experience life alone (willingly or not) are seen as anti-social, outcasts or loners.
Guess what? You are perfectly normal; it’s this society’s skewed perception of what is right or wrong that is abnormal.
Ladies get out there, DO YOU and master the Art of Masturdating.
Masturdate, as often as possible
Make it your purpose in life to masturdate, as often as possible. You shouldn’t be missing out on life experiences just because you may suffer from social anxiety or haven’t met the right people. The time is now to get up and take yourself on a date!
Here are some ways to ease your way into a life of masturdation:
Start off by going to the movies (do you really need another person?).
Instead of going to a food court at work or school, try getting a table for one at a restaurant and treating yourself.
If and when you do make plans with your friends or family, try going an hour earlier than planned. Sit at the bar alone, order a drink and enjoy it.
Before you know it, you’ll be a master of the Art of Masturdating and suddenly everything else doesn’t look that scary.
What are you waiting for?
Don’t be that person laying on her death bed full of regrets wondering what her life could have been like. Instead, live a life where you don’t ask yourself, “what if” or “if I could change anything…”. Learning the Art of Masturdating opens yours eyes and soul.
If you see other people achieving what you want, tell yourself: I deserve that too.
When you get emotional over other people experiencing things you have an interest in, experience it too - whether its going to the movies, seeing a concert, painting or travelling alone.
Life is too short to wait for the most opportune moment or hoping to meet someone on the same path in life as you. Because, its on your journey to self-discovery where you will meet people with the same interests and before you know it, those people you envied will be in awe of you.
*Brushes dirt off shoulder*
Some interesting the Art of Masturdating sites.
While this term is still relatively new, people have been masturdating for a long time. Check out this sites that will definitely inspire you to get out and enjoy life to its fullest.
You got this!
Leave me a comment on your experiences with Masturdating or maybe something you're still afraid to do; mine is concerts
(working my way up to that one).